IPL Fever !!

Introduction :
Genetic name: ipleus fixationus
IPL Fever also known as IPL mania is a de-generative disorder that often impairs sight,smell and touch and other functions of the brain.

History :
Previously unknown. Origin in India. It turned into a widespread epidemic around mid-April 2008.

Symptoms :
The symptoms include occasional shouting,screaming. In extreme cases breaking property,crying,self inflicting behavior.
Research is on to determine if the condition is chronic. But it is progressive reaching a culmination after 45 days ! Affected pepl may experience tremors at random intervals and will hav trouble getting out of a chair other than jumping about occasionally.
Others include :
1) Emotional changes
2) Difficulty with swallowing and chewing
3) Fatigue and loss of energy
4) High BP
5) Restlessness

Withdrawal Effects :
It is characterised by severe withdrawal effects such as

• staring at blank TV screens,
• shouting 'HowzzThat !!' while sleeping
• wearing cricketing gear at home & doing 'warm up every time u step out of the house !

Possible reasons fr IPL Fever :
1) Head Injury [:P]
2) Easy mental fatigue
The fever by itself is not a fatal disease, but it does get worse with time.

Remedy :
No known remedy exists .
Doctors advise - Prevention is Better than Cure.
Suggestion-
Go into hibernation for 45 days to prevent getting infected !
Highly contagious hence recognize pepl with above symptoms and stay as far away as possible.


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